Chapter 664: Chapter 407: “Special Event–Gold Rain from the Sky! Chapter 664: Chapter 407: “Special Event–Gold Rain from the Sky! “So annoying!!!”

The Sea God, who was initially sleeping rather peacefully, became agitated as his rest was mysteriously disturbed and the annoying matters came to mind, prompting him to scratch his own scalp in irritation.

“When can I get out of here!!!”

He wanted to return to Blue Star.

And that name, Posidon, absolutely speechless!!

Which boss uses the name of a down jacket brand for themselves?

…

In the following dozens of minutes, perhaps Chen Yi’s luck had been drained by the appearance of the Sea God’s Boots, as he didn’t manage to draw anything good afterward, at best a B-level Prop.

If it was during the last time when he randomly got the Gold Miner profession.

He might have been excited.

He might even have whipped up a small barbeque to celebrate, but now… forget it, the past couple of days had raised his threshold too high, a mere B-level Prop could no longer stir his spirit.

Soon–
Midnight arrived.

The Gold Miner profession once again slipped away from him.

“Is it gone?”

Seeing that the occupations were changing and refreshing this week’s new professions, Chen Yi, with a face full of regret and disappointment, put away the Jade Fishing Rod in his hand, having had a blast these past couple of days.

This feeling left him feeling fulfilled.

It reminded him of a small game he used to play where a bug had surfaced, allowing for endless daily login rewards instead of just one.

In fact, these were insignificant rewards.

Almost useless.

But the thrill of getting something for nothing was exhilarating, and even though these rewards were nearly worthless, he couldn’t resist clicking for several hours straight until he couldn’t take it anymore and had accumulated a pile of useless rewards in his storage. Even if he did nothing else, just having them there felt good.

The pleasure of getting something for nothing was truly the most comfortable.

That’s how he felt now.

As Chen Yi’s mind wandered, the new profession also descended.

‘Occupation Name’: Wandering Bard.

‘Occupational Effect’: Every sentence you speak must forcibly end in a single rhyme, and if the last word between two sentences does not rhyme, a special event will randomly trigger.

Additionally, every sentence you say will ooze with a scholarly cultural tone and contain a strong element of allure.

Beyond that, there’s a certain chance that what you say may appear in the description of some Prop.

‘Occupational Restriction’: You must speak at least 1000 sentences per day.

“…”

Chen Yi looked at this profession panel with a bemused expression, thinking that among all the professions he had randomly obtained, ‘Wandering Bard’ could probably rank third from the bottom.

Basically.

Useless, this so-called chance of appearing in the description of some Prop.

It was utterly meaningless, what use did it have for him?

However, now he understood why some Props’ descriptions ended with…

‘”The only way I can meet her is in my dreams, yet you insist it’s an illness.” –From a Wandering Bard of some planet.’
Now he got it.

The sentences spoken by the Wandering Bard had certain odds of ending up in that spot, but what use did this feature have? The least you could do is give the bard a name, right?

At least something like ‘From the Wandering Bard Chen Yi of Blue Star.’
In that case, he’d feel it had some use; at least it would seem somewhat fun. If one day he encountered a Prop with his name in the description, he might even get excited, as it would feel like leaving a trace of himself in this vast world.

But without even a name, it was truly useless.

So the only remaining effect was to make him seem a bit more scholarly and his words more alluring.

Can you believe it?

The Professional System that only Sixfold Planet could choose actually offered a job with just an alluring effect. What normal person would choose such a lousy job? If it was a forced allure, that might be something, but a hint of allure had such a negligible effect it was laughable.

Even politicians probably wouldn’t want this job.

Moreover, he needed to end every sentence on a rhyme, or else trigger a special event. Who knows what these so-called random special events could be, but certainly, they wouldn’t be anything good.

This feature should clearly be listed under Occupational Restriction, yet it was somehow included in the Occupational Effect.

“Let’s go out for a meal today, what do you guys think?”

Chen Yi said a piece of nonsense tentatively just to force a rhyme, and after uttering this nonsense, nothing happened, suggesting that no special event was triggered.

That’s when he grasped the cruelty within the Occupational Restriction.

To speak at least 1000 sentences a day, under the prerequisite that he had to rhyme, was similar to last April’s rule when the game first hit Blue Star–except that now, to think of 1000 sentences where the last words rhymed was not a simple task.

You could basically forget about doing anything else for the day.

Just pondering rhymes would be enough.

After all, if you weren’t seriously thinking and putting in the effort, managing 1000 rhyming sentences in one day was no easy feat.

Then Chen Yi wanted to test what the special event would be when the rhyme was not followed. After a brief pause, he opened his mouth to speak again, “Man conquers nature, nature conquers man.”