Fortunately, the president still has the advantage of good appearance and good figure. No one is perfect, and he is only good.

I stared cynically at the President who was spinning and jumping not far away for several times, and then I poured out the anger in my heart under the comfort of the beautiful flesh (body).

The beach we are in is the hotel’s private beach. The water nearby is very shallow, calm and breezy. I haven’t had enough rest. I don’t plan to do any intense marine sports. I just lied flat on the surfboard with the back of my hand on my eyes to shield the hot sun, smelled the faint salty smell of the sea water, and floated on the water. I’m really tired after working hard for several days, I soon fell into a sweet dream.

I unknowingly drifted out with the waves for several kilometers, and was rescued by the coast guard patrolling the island country at the point where I was close to the border of the lagoon and was about to enter the open sea, and because of this, I was featured on the local evening news and circulated on TV, and was written into the notice board of the hotel as a typical bad example.

Can you imagine? The picture of me lying on my back on the surfboard with drooling water, even the small belly pulled out by the bikini, was printed and pasted on the notice board that everyone could see. On it, a striking big fork was drawn with a blood red pen.

I heard that some people even photographed it and posted it on the Internet. I was also selected into the top ten sand sculpture news in the island country that year.

What saddens me even more is that when I was sent back to the hotel after being verbally educated by the Coast Guard, the President was still galloping in sea, unaware that I had almost become a Robinson in the beautiful South Pacific.[1]

I will never touch a surfboard again in my life! This Old Mi, swear to God with tears in my eyes.

Translator’s Note:

1. A reference of the book “Robinson Crusoe” by Daniel Defoe, first published on 25 April 1719. The protagonist, Robinson goes to the seas for an adventure under his parent’s opposition, was shipwrecked and castaway on a remote tropical island, he was stuck there for 28 years.