Chapter 297: Chapter 296: Me and My Hated Roommate Chapter 297: Chapter 296: Me and My Hated Roommate Even Qi Yue was shocked by Jiang Lang’s train of thought.

Is that even possible?

But, when she thought about the reason Gu Huai had given before for liking her, Jiang Lang’s reason didn’t seem so far-fetched anymore…

Ling Feng shook Jiang Lang’s shoulders, earnestly advising, “Why can’t you be like Gu Huai in other ways instead of being lovesick like him? Don’t you know that being like everything will only harm you?”

Jiang Lang once again earnestly corrected, “What do you mean I’m like Old Gu? Can I even compare to him? I’m way more lovesick than he is! And my wife loves me more too!”

Ling Feng almost rolled his eyes in exasperation, “Ha, she really loves you! Bro, did you perhaps misspeak? Shouldn’t it be she loves to ‘beat’ you more! Don’t you deserve a beating?”

Jiang Lang defiantly responded, “Yes! She loves to beat me, and I just so happen to deserve a beating. We’re both equally enthusiastic! Old Gu, come and judge this, am I right?”

Gu Huai took a sip of his drink, chuckled lightly, and judged, “Reasonable.”

“You, you, you… you guys…” Ling Feng wept as he faced his two regrettable roommates, “What karma did I create! Meeting you two, rising stars! All the bamboo shoots on the mountain have been taken by you!”

Su Xiaotang looked at Qi Yue, then at Song Qiuqiu, and felt like crying too, “Stop howling, are you more miserable than me? One is obsessed with Potato, another is crazy about an idol, and neither of them wanted to fall in love. Yet, both of them ended up getting hitched in a flash. Meanwhile, I, who think about getting hitched every day, am still a singleton as graduation approaches–how is that fair…”

Ling Feng and Su Xiaotang looked at each other, and the scene was quite awkward for a moment.

When everyone else in the dorm had paired off, especially when it boiled down to just two people, those remaining were undoubtedly both tragic and awkward.

Jiang Lang slammed the table, looked at them, and said, “Old Ling, Miss Tang, one of you is a guy, and the other is a girl, isn’t this coincidental? Why don’t you two just pair up!”

No sooner had he spoken than Song Qiuqiu smacked him on the head, “Coincidental my foot!”

Song Qiuqiu pulled Su Xiaotang aside, “Don’t mind him! Falling in love shouldn’t be so casual!”

Ling Feng’s mouth twitched as he muttered softly, “Isn’t it casual though?”

Their two relationships were surely more “casual” than anyone else’s.

One fell in love because his girlfriend looked too cute planting potatoes, and the other had love beaten into him…

Su Xiaotang was exasperated, “Although I really do want to shed my single status, I didn’t hope to do it so recklessly! Besides, the main point is, I don’t feel like shedding it anymore! At first, I thought it would be regrettable not to have a romance in college, but now that college is nearly over, I’m not so eager anymore…”

Su Xiaotang said this with an expression full of determination, “Now, I don’t want to fall in love, I just want to make money!”

Ling Feng felt like he found an ally and immediately raised his hand in agreement, excitedly chanting, “Me too! I don’t want to fall in love, I just want to make money! Long live the Singles Dog Alliance!”

After he finished, Ling Feng bowed to Su Xiaotang with his fist, “Greetings to you, Alliance Hierarch!”

Su Xiaotang, “Vice Alliance Hierarch! Greetings to you too!”

Jiang Lang: “…”

Song Qiuqiu: “…”

Qi Yue: “…”

Gu Huai: “…”

When it all came down to it…

The ones who weren’t planning to shed their single status ended up being lovesick, and those who wanted to shed it ended up focusing on making money…

Oh fate, how wonderful and strange you are~
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[Dear readers, the main storyline has almost concluded~ There’s just a little bit more to wrap up and fill the gaps and then we’ll be finished~]