Chapter 539: Chapter 264: Hongyue Goes Viral on the Internet, The Next Target of Sloth Witch_2 Chapter 539: Chapter 264: Hongyue Goes Viral on the Internet, The Next Target of Sloth Witch_2 “Shi Neian, stop, stop, stop, my head is going to explode!” the owl cried out.

“Seeing a magical girl makes you frisky, frisky, frisky, frisky…” Shi Neian muttered incessantly.

“I’m wrong, I’m wrong!”

The owl said so, yet used telepathy, a connection shared between Contracted Beasts and magical girls, to tell her: Aren’t you also getting frisky whenever you see a magical girl?

“Only I’m allowed, not you,” Shi Neian mentally replied.

“You’re invincible!”

“And now you’re copying stale jokes, stale jokes, stale jokes…” Shi Neian communicated through telepathy while patting the owl’s head.

Xizi Yue shifted her gaze away from Kobe and no longer watched the frisky banter between the person and the owl.

She indifferently said: “I see. I thought Mr. Contracted Beast would have known, what a pity…”

“What an interesting Contracted Beast, can I borrow it to take home and play for a couple of days?” Kokonoe Sakura toyed with a strand of crimson hair, looking at Kobe and smiling at Shi Neian as she asked.

“I’m sorry,” Shi Neian said, “Even if it’s silly and frisky, I’m the one who raised it…”

Before she could finish her sentence, Kobe jumped out of her arms and enthusiastically said to Kokonoe Sakura, “I’ll lend myself to you, take me home, Lord Kokonoe Sakura–!!”

A black line immediately appeared on Shi Neian’s forehead, and she quickly pressed down on Kobe’s beak, tightly clamping it shut, preventing any sound from escaping.

Kobe sighed, seeing that his body was completely controlled by Shi Neian; he gave up on continuing his acting.

Last month, besides Top Bull, Ke Mingye had basically added all the city players as friends using his own persona, including Lord Paranoia who was currently managing a cybercafe downstairs.

Seeing the photo projected onto the wall by Xizi Yue using her magic camera, the Kobe persona within gave way instantly to Ke Mingye’s original personality, and he started typing in the chat panel.

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[Failed Man: Someone from the Alliance captured a photo of you turning into a magical girl and smoking on the rooftop.]
[Failed Man: Just asking, what’s this all about?]
[Lord Paranoia: Heh, Spider Man, first answer me which persona is speaking to me right now, is it Red Hat, or Lan Ou, or could it be… Dice Monster?]
[Failed Man: It’s Kobe, don’t compare me with Lan Ou and that freak.]
[Lord Paranoia: And who is Kobe?]
Not good, slipping up. Kobe secretly sweated, thought for a bit, and continued typing as Ke Mingye.

[Failed Man: Basketball player. Nevermind that, weren’t you online today? Your photo has circulated all over the net overnight.]
[Lord Paranoia: Oh? Really? Is this the charm of Lord Paranoia, hehe, typical.]
[Lord Paranoia: Wait, Lord Paranoia just realized something crucial: is that really my photo? Are you sure it isn’t someone maliciously impersonating Lord Paranoia?]
[Failed Man: Who would do such a thing?]
[Lord Paranoia: Fan Quan.]
[Failed Man: Even though scholars deserve to die, why don’t you check online yourself.]
[Lord Paranoia: Hehe… Spider Man, I, made a misjudgment… already blackened.]
[Failed Man: Is it really not your typical performance?]
[Lord Paranoia: Last night I quarreled with the old lady in the cybercafe, she actually insulted Lord Paranoia’s intelligence. Lord Paranoia felt that mortals can’t comprehend my wisdom, so I had to go outside and find a place to smoke…]
[Lord Paranoia: To think that I got photographed? I see, so even a meticulous person like Lord Paranoia can make this type of mistake–humans are indeed complex creatures.]
[Lord Paranoia: Hehe… I must say, these two photos are well-taken, capturing that sense of loneliness and alienation of a king… This is Lord Paranoia’s strength, even transformed into a magical girl, I am the king among magical girls, the sovereign among females.]
[Failed Man: You’re a mess, be more careful next time, or you might get caught by a witch for training–recently there’s a witch in Huanjing specifically targeting disobedient magical girls, if she catches you, she’ll use tentacles to train you…]
[Failed Man: Lord Paranoia, you wouldn’t want that to happen, right?]
[Lord Paranoia: Just a mere witch, how could she be a match for Lord Paranoia?]
[Lord Paranoia: You should know that even the Black Judge once feared Lord Paranoia; he simply sat opposite me, and just by making eye contact he was scared into looking away. Hehe, so this is an S-rank Executor ggwem