Chapter 1020: Chapter 1024: Ye Xiaobei, You’ve Gone Bad Chapter 1020: Chapter 1024: Ye Xiaobei, You’ve Gone Bad She opened her mouth, wanting to say something, but seeing Xiao Shumiao listening so seriously and considering Fifth Lord Gu’s belief that their son would eventually charm someone else’s daughter into coming home, she closed her mouth again.

Forget it.

Following a wily coal briquette with seventy-two tricks up its sleeve, a white steamed bun would inevitably turn into a black sesame-filled bun.

She decided not to waste her breath.

After Fifth Lord Gu finished giving Xiao Shumiao an early education on physiology, it was time for lunch.

After lunch, the family chatted merrily in the living room for a while before each heading to their bedrooms for an afternoon nap.

Ye Xingbei took care of Lingyue and Xiao Shu until they fell asleep, then returned to their bedroom.

Gu Junzhu, dressed in his pajamas, lay on the bed, just having finished a phone call.

After hanging up, he looked at Ye Xingbei, “I’ve arranged an appointment with the doctor, we’ll go for a checkup the day after tomorrow morning.”

“Hmm, sure!” Ye Xingbei changed into her pajamas and lay down beside him.

Gu Junzhu leaned over, touching her lower abdomen.

Ye Xingbei laughed and slapped his hand away, “What are you doing? That tickles!”

Gu Junzhu caught her hand and nibbled on it, “I suddenly feel like I’m very stupid.”

“You? Stupid?” Ye Xingbei heard a big joke, “Tch,” she sneered at him, “If you’re stupid, then there are no smart people in this world.”

“Really!” Gu Junzhu played with her fingers, “We’ve known each other much longer than Xiao Qiao and Mi Sheng, yet they beat us to it. We should’ve had kids earlier–think of how many condoms that would’ve saved.”

“Get away from me!” Ye Xingbei laughed and pushed him, “You’re so silly!”

“I’m serious!” Gu Junzhu’s hand moved under Ye Xingbei’s pajamas, caressing her, “Seeing Xiao Qiao’s dumb look when he found out Mi Sheng was pregnant, I kind of feel an itch.”

Ye Xingbei laughed helplessly, “You want to laugh as foolishly as him?”

“No,” Gu Junzhu said, “With my wisdom and valor, how could I be as stupid as that silly Xiao Qiao when finding out my wife is pregnant? When the time comes, I’ll definitely be super calm and composed, a completely different style from that silly Xiao Qiao. Don’t believe me? Just wait and see!”

“Oh, alright, I’ll wait and see,” Ye Xingbei laughed nodding, “Whenever I find out I’m pregnant, I won’t tell you at first. I’ll prepare a pinhole camera to secretly film you. Then, when you find out I’m pregnant, I’ll have all of your reactions filmed.”

Gu Junzhu pinched her nose, “Secret filming? Is that fun?”

“It is fun!” Ye Xingbei nodded earnestly, “If you act as foolish as Xiao Qiao when you find out I’m pregnant, then when the child grows up, I’ll point at the video and say, ‘Look, your dad was so happy he went silly when he learned Mom was pregnant with you. If you show no reaction at all, I’ll tell them, ‘Look, your dad didn’t like you at all, he wasn’t happy in the slightest when he learned Mom was pregnant!'”
Gu Junzhu: “…”

Why had he made a no-win question for himself?

He flipped over, pinning Ye Xingbei beneath him, starting to undress her, “Ye Xiaobei, you’ve become naughty. I have to straighten you out!”

Ye Xingbei laughed while resisting, “You have a checkup the day after tomorrow, shouldn’t you be preserving your strength?”

“Madam Gu, are you doubting your man’s capabilities!” Gu Junzhu dangerously narrowed his eyes and bit her lip, “Madam Gu, remember that questioning a man’s abilities in bed is very dangerous!”

Fifth Lord of Gu demonstrated the truth of this statement to Ye Xingbei with his actions.

By the time Fifth Lord of Gu declared defeat, Ye Xingbei’s back was nearly broken.