Chapter 791: Chapter 765: What wicked idea is your woman pondering again?

“If something like this ever happens again, please don’t make decisions on your own. Come to me first. Psychologist Chen Xiaoqian is here to solve any mental illness, and of course, it’s not limited to those who are sick. For those who pretend to be heartbroken, try to resign to give a surprise, but end up almost becoming a father, I can also solve these self-inflicted marriage problems! I’ll give you an internal discount, I promise not to rip you off!”

Except for Yu Minglang, the other two were deeply powerless. This advertising interruption was just too much…

“In the past, you treated me for free…” Shuixian weakly protested.

“I won’t charge you this time either, consider it your wedding gift. But next time, I’ll be charging you – Shuixian, my sister is really going to get you married off this time. Once you’re married, you need to be sensible. Don’t just come running back here wanting to die; it’ll make me sad.”

“Qian’er!” Shuixian was moved by Xiaoqian’s sentimentality and hugged her. Thanks to her best friend, she managed to get through this ordeal in her life and grew up steadily. Xiao Qian’s pre-marriage education was just perfect.

“Behave! Next time you guys have a fight, just call me. I have a hundred ways to kick Zhu Daodao out of your life. It’s the men who should be upset and sad in fights, not you. How can you call yourself my sister if you’re so desperate?”

As expected of Boss Qian, she really knew how to pour some toxic chicken soup.

Zhu Dexi joked with Yu Minglang, “Look, with the backing of your wife, my family position is in danger from now on.”

“It’s as if you ever had any family position to begin with.” Yu Minglang touched his scratched face, thinking that it’s normal for him to not have any family position at home, right?

“From now on, be good to our Shuixian. If you dare to bully her, neither of us will let you go, understand?” Xiao Qian jokingly told Daodao, but everyone knew that she would definitely make good on her words.

“Doctor Chen, Shuixian’s good friend, I have to admit, I’m amazed by your skills. You even came up with the idea of making Shuixian pretend to be pregnant. I bow down to you.”

“Don’t make it sound like I’ve wronged you two so much. We were playing truth or dare at the time, right? I democratically gave Shuixian two options, and she chose this one.”

“What was the other option?” Daodao curiously asked.

“Kissing Yu Xiaoqiang for 5 minutes.”

Zhu Daodao’s laughter froze on his face, and a kick flew towards Yu Minglang. Luckily, Xiao Qiang dodged quickly.

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“Fuck! It was Xiao Mei’s idea, why are you hitting me?”

“That’s your wife, I’m not hitting you and saving it for what? Yu Minglang, don’t you run!”

On the beach at night, two men chased each other while the two women behind them held hands and laughed at the scene.

“Qian’er, I’m really grateful to have met you, and I even thank my anorexia for introducing me to such a good friend.”

“Don’t say such a cheesy thing.”

“I just don’t know how to express my feelings for you.”

Better than sisters but not sisters.

“Why don’t we elope and let them love and fight each other?” Xiao Qian looked at the two men chasing and kicking each other on the beach, not wanting to admit that one of them indulging in such childish behavior was her own man.

“Huh?”

“Do you want to test their physical strength to see if it’s declined? Running from the beach back to our house doesn’t seem far.”

“Qian’er, what are you thinking?”

“Watch me.”

Xiao Qian was a woman who liked to be playful occasionally. She made a megaphone with her hands.

“Zhu Daodao, do you really think you can take my sister away without a word?”

Zhu Dexi stopped fighting with Yu Minglang and asked Ming Lang doubtfully, “What’s your woman planning now?”

The answer he got was Yu Minglang’s iron fist.

“How dare you talk about my wife like that? What do you mean by ‘bad ways’? My wife is never bad! It’s just that you’re stupid, and you just came here like this? Think carefully, what step are you missing?”

Zhu Dexi suddenly realized and remembered something.

“Shuixian! Are you willing to marry me? Marry me!”

The distance between the two was a bit far, but his voice was clearly carried to her ears by the sea breeze. Shuixian covered her mouth, moved to the extreme.

Just as she wanted to shout her consent, Xiao Qian gagged her.

“She said you’re not sincere!”

“Damn it! Yu Minglang! Are you going to do something about the beast in your house or not?” Zhu Dexi turned to face Yu Minglang, ready to kick him.

“If you dare to kick my Xiao Qiang, I’ll make sure Shuixian won’t marry you for a lifetime!” Xiao Qian said triumphantly.

It’s about time to collect some interest for helping Daodao take care of Shuixian for so long!

Daodao’s leg awkwardly stopped in mid-air.

“See! She’s threatening me!” Zhu Dexi complained angrily. Yu Minglang still said his wife was not bad; this was simply reaching new heights of badness!

Yu Minglang spread his hands, “Who told you you’re not charming enough? If you were charming enough, Shuixian would have agreed to marry you the moment you proposed, and she wouldn’t listen to my wife, right?”

Zhu Dexi clenched his teeth. He could see now; this couple were a pair of the same feather!

“Zhu Daodao, Shuixian said that if you two can follow the car and run to my house downstairs, she will marry you!”

“Chen Xiaoqian, take your hand off my wife’s mouth! How can she talk to you when you’re covering her mouth?”

“Shuixian can do ventriloquism!”

“…” Wasn’t this clearly bullying?

“Remember, you can only be 10 minutes late. If you take any longer, Shuixian won’t marry you either!” After saying that, Xiao Qian dragged Shuixian and ran, their faces beaming with bright smiles.

Tomorrow, perhaps she would be a serious psychologist, and she would be an entrepreneur in charge of many people’s destinies. There’s a long road ahead, and there are many things waiting to be settled in their respective fields.

But at this moment, they were just ordinary girls who liked playing pranks and teasing the two silly men who were madly in love.

“Wife! I’m innocent! Why do I have to run when he proposes?” Yu Minglang watched Zhu Dexi run like hell and shouted unwillingly at Xiaoqian.

“If you’re holding her back, Shuixian can’t get married either! Who asked you to be such good friends with Daodao? Don’t forget to bring the barbecue grill back too, wasting things will bring misfortune!”

Hearing this, Zhu Dexi immediately turned around. He and Yu Minglang grabbed the remaining charcoal and skewers, while the other carried the grill. The two raced back to the house.

“Yu Minglang, you better run faster! If you delay me from marrying my wife, I’ll bring my family and squat at your house every day. We’ll eat and drink at your expense!”

“If you guys can still stand after eating Qian Bao’s cooking, feel free to freeload… These women ah, getting worse and worse, even picking on their own man. Who did I offend to be dragged into this mess and have to jog late at night.”

Yu Minglang carried the grill and chased after Zhu Dexi, towards the car that belonged to him, driven by his own wife, who had taken away someone else’s wife. Now all he could do was chase after them!