Chapter 1440: Chapter 1412: Biting Someone and Then Acting Cute?!

“How can there be such unreliable parents in this world?” Andrew Farmstead shook the baby bottle, engaged in a staring contest with Wendy, who sat in the stroller.

“Your parents cruelly abandoned you, and you don’t even cry? If you cried a little, maybe those heartless men and women would have packed you up and taken you away.”

Wendy gnawed on her little hand, looking utterly clueless, so when Andrew Farmstead brought the bottle closer, she immediately grabbed his hair and wouldn’t let go, giggling gleefully.

“Hey, hey, hey! Ancestor, let go already! You can’t play like this! Seriously, you’ve got the face of an angel, but how come your personality is like a little devil’s?”

No matter what Andrew Farmstead said, she wouldn’t let go. In the end, he picked her up and swayed her left and right until she calmed down. He wanted to put on a stern face to scare the baby, but when he turned his head, Wendy gave him such a radiant smile that it nearly blinded the Eldest Brother.

“Hey, are you trying to charm me with your beauty? Let me tell you, it won’t work. Uncle here has a heart of stone. Do you know what they call me outside? I’m very ruthless, extremely cruel. People shudder at the mere mention of my name. When your parents found out I was coming over, they treated it like facing a formidable enemy–hey, don’t drool on my clothes!”

Originally, Wendy had a Young Aunt to look after her, but the Young Aunt couldn’t quite adapt to the environment and had taken to her bed, leaving Edward Farmbright to take care of the child alone.

Andrew Farmstead tried to look fierce, but the little baby wasn’t afraid of him at all.

Witnessing his transformation from the dashing Young Master Nong Thompson to a free nanny trapped in a hotel taking care of a baby, Andrew Farmstead felt he couldn’t let the situation continue unchecked. He refused to let Emma Clark and Mario Yuno shirk their babysitting duties, and the breakthrough had to come from this soft lump in his arms!

As long as he scared her, and the baby cried every time she saw him, would Emma Clark still have the nerve to let him continue babysitting with her overprotective nature?

With that thought, Andrew Farmstead hardened his heart and put on a super-serious expression.

“Irene Yuno, my little friend, do you know how scary I am? I’ll tell you, I’m a very frightening person. I don’t even spare children, did you know that?”

Huh, she’s actually nodding?!

The Eldest Brother saw Wendy adorably nodding in agreement, and he felt a chill in his heart. After staring at her chubby little face for a long time, he decided it must be a coincidence; such a young child couldn’t be that insightful, so he continued with his threat.

“So, don’t think that just because Uncle looks handsome, he has a kind heart. In fact, I’ve been very bad, done lots of bad things. Are you scared of me?”

Wendy blinked and continued nodding. Before Andrew Farmstead could feel triumphant, he suddenly felt a chill on his shoulder.

“Ow! You actually bit me! Ahh, why do your little teeth hurt so much when you bite!”

It was all a coincidence after all. Who nods to show fear while biting? It hurt even through the clothes, not showing any sign of fear at all.

In pain from the bite, Andrew Farmstead grabbed Wendy by the ribs to face him directly. Just as he was about to scold her, he saw the little one pouting at him determinedly.

“What are you doing? Biting people and then acting cute? It won’t work! I’m about to discipline you! Since your dreadful parents aren’t here, I’ve decided to spank your little bottom through your diaper and see if you’ll listen then–”

“Smack!” Wendy finally managed to plant a kiss on Andrew Farmstead. The Eldest Brother was shocked by the cool sensation.

“You, using your charm won’t work!”

What happened to the heart of stone?

“Smack~” Another kiss.

Little angels who don’t cause trouble are the ones that get away with murder; who could resist an angel’s kiss? Clearly, the Eldest Brother’s spiritual discipline wasn’t strong enough, and after two kisses from Wendy, his expression changed.

He was just putting on a tough front.

“Alright, considering your good attitude in acknowledging your fault, I won’t hold your biting against you. But I’m still not going to pamper you tomorrow–hey, why are you pouting? You’re not about to cry, are you?”

Ah! She really is going to cry!

How quickly a baby’s face changes, one second pushing the cuteness, and the next second, tears streaming down. Andrew Farmstead grew frantic, cooing and soothing without any effect.

When Norris Flowery Fox entered, he saw his Eldest Brother holding the hotel-provided fan, hopping around on one leg in imitation of the Island Nation’s dancers.

“Wu~you~” He was dancing and gesturing at the same time, and Wendy sat on the bed laughing gleefully. Exhausted, Edward Farmstead paused, and the baby immediately pursed her lips. Farmstead hurriedly continued dancing.

The fox cat’s face was covered in disbelief.

“Have you lost your mind?” Had his intelligence degenerated to prehistoric times?

“It’s all because Emma Clark and Mario Yuno, those heartless creatures. They dumped the child and didn’t care, nearly working me to death…” Eldest Brother didn’t want this either, but if he stopped, the little one would cry.

“Hug.” The fox cat picked up Wendy and, seeing a bottle on the table, he grabbed it, “I think she might be hungry.”

“…” So you mean to say, all the idiotic dancing I did for half a day was for nothing?

Eldest Brother felt like he was about to keel over, filled with frustration.

“Yi ya~” Wendy sipped milk, then pointed her little hand at Eldest Brother, and the fox cat understood.

“Does Wendy want to watch while drinking?”

The baby laughed; that was exactly what she wanted!

The fox cat gestured to Eldest Brother, signaling for him to start his (ridiculous) performance!

Eldest Brother was about to lose his mind. He wanted to retain some dignity, but he couldn’t withstand the baby’s expectant gaze. Resigned, he grabbed the fan and started hopping again, and only then did Wendy contentedly drink her milk and enjoy the show.

After finally getting the little tyrant to sleep, Eldest Brother was soaked with sweat.

“By the way, where did Junior Leader and her pet dogs go off to? Aka is also missing–and when did you get here?”

The fox cat smiled, “I have a patient, and I heard you were here so I thought I’d come by for a visit.”

“They’re all like wild horses without reins, disappearing as soon as they arrive at the place, leaving this little tyrant to me.” Edward Farmstead glanced at the sleeping Wendy and thought that children were indeed the cutest when they’re sleeping.

“I see you had quite some fun with the child. You might even have the potential to be a nanny after retirement.”

Norris Flowery Fox’s words sent shivers down Edward Farmstead’s spine. No way, babysitting Wendy was already his limit!

“Call Junior Leader and see where she ran off to. She just finished a game and vanished into thin air.”

Edward Farmstead said while dialing the number. The call went through quickly and Kiara picked up with a lowered voice.

“Hello?”

“Where have you guys gone–damn!” Edward Farmstead heard the background noise and seemed to suddenly understand something.

He clenched his teeth, “Emma Clark! Did you and your spouse dump your child on me just to go to this kind of place to do this sort of thing?!”

Kiara chuckled guiltily, “Has Wendy been behaving?”

“She’s already asleep. When she grows up, I’ll definitely tell her that her parents were utterly irresponsible!”

Edward Farmstead hung up the phone in anger, while the fox cat looked on, curious.

“Where did they go?”