Chapter 157: Chapter 145: Fatherly Kindness and Filial Piety (Two-in-One)_2

“Such a sissy!”

Phoenix Mountain was also angry: “You know nothing, now it’s trendy to be a fresh young guy, a puppy boy. Your type is outdated!

Old man, times have changed!”

“Slap!”

Phoenix Mountain’s face burned as he blankly looked at Yan Guang: “???”

Yan Guang rubbed his right hand and glared at him: “How are you speaking to uncle… no, our dad? No manners at all, even telling our dad to eat shit? Should I feed you, would you believe it?”

“No, when did I ever…”

“Enough, just shut up!”

Feng Qiwu directly interrupted Phoenix Mountain, delightedly looking at Yan Guang, liking her more and more: “Ah, this kid must have earned some serious karma in a past life to find such a virtuous and gentle girlfriend like you.

Having you as a daughter-in-law is a blessing for the Feng Family!”

Phoenix Mountain: “???”

Virtuous?

Gentle?

Old man, when did you go crazy?

You’re in your forties and already senile?

Yu Xiaoyu: “!!!”

“What about me? Uncle Feng, I’m supposed to be the arranged wife for Phoenix Mountain!”

Now Feng Qiwu was in a dilemma. He genuinely liked Yan Guang’s temperament for a daughter-in-law.

But Yu Xiaoyu was the orphan of his old comrade-in-arms, and uniting the two families was his old friend’s last wish before he passed away, which drove Xiaoyu to come all this way for a ‘matchmaking.’

Choosing Yan Guang would betray his old comrade.

Choosing Yu Xiaoyu… he somehow felt Yan Guang was the most pleasing to the eye.

Yan Guang’s eyes twinkled: “So what about the arranged marriage?

I’m already carrying the Feng family’s child. Once I give birth, it’ll be a shotgun wedding!”

“You…!”

Yu Xiaoyu was stunned, looking at Phoenix Mountain in disbelief, “Brother Phoenix, is what she says true?”

Phoenix Mountain glared at Yan Guang, his brain nearly exploding.

This crazy woman is out of her mind, right?

No way!

She’s just insane; otherwise, why would she be called a crazy woman?

Holy crap!

You can even use pregnancy as an excuse?

Are you really treating the old man as a fool?

How long have we known each other?

Not even seven days!

People don’t even show signs of pregnancy until a month later, and you claim to know in a week?

If the old man, with all his experience, believes this nonsensical story, I’ll eat three pounds of dog crap on the spot!

Feng Qiwu was first shocked, then doubtful, then enlightened, and finally relieved, patting Phoenix Mountain on the shoulder: “Good kid, I said back then when you met your Xiaoyu sister, you wouldn’t be interested in her.

Turns out you were with Yan Guang then and even got her pregnant,

You really are clueless. The girl is already expecting, and you still hid it, not letting your mom and me know!

That’s outrageous!”

Phoenix Mountain: “???”

He was stunned.

What on earth did his dad imagine in such a short time?

If he were with Yan Guang before entering the Matrix, why hide it from the two of you?

What’s the benefit of doing that?

That’s so illogical!

Old man, you’re going to have to rethink this!

Feng Qiwu then turned to Yu Xiaoyu with sincere apologies: “Xiaoyu, it’s not that uncle wants to break off the engagement, it’s just that…

Ah, it’s a missed opportunity for the two of you!”

Phoenix Mountain’s eyes lit up, thinking: “Eh? Does this mean… they’re going to send Yu Xiaoyu away?

Then I just need to find an excuse later to pretend to break up with this crazy woman Yan Guang, and that solves both problems?

So that’s it!

Crazy woman, this time your antics worked!

What a misunderstanding!”

Then Yu Xiaoyu said something that almost made Phoenix Mountain’s soul leave his body in fright.

“Uncle, you don’t have to feel guilty.

I…

I can serve brother together with sister Yan!

I…

I can be the second wife.”

Yu Xiaoyu, full-faced blush, her ears tinged pink, was extremely alluring when she said these words.

Phoenix Mountain and Yan Guang: “Pffft!!!!”

The eye contact communication resumed.

Phoenix Mountain: What do we do now?

Yan Guang: How about I back out, and you get along with the girl?

Phoenix Mountain: You’re dreaming! If I’m not having a good time, neither will you!

Yan Guang: What are you going to do to ruin my peace?

Phoenix Mountain pondered: I’ll keep you here, and you’ll work like a horse for the Phoenix Family!

Yan Guang’s eyes lit up: Like those wives of the Phoenix Family?

Phoenix Mountain: ???

“Great!”

Yan Guang exclaimed eagerly, “Since you don’t mind, sister, we’re family from now on!

Here, I offended you earlier, this is some crab roe I recently discovered, it’s delicious, take it!”

“Huh? Eh? Hmm?”

Yu Xiaoyu was left dumbfounded by her actions, standing there bewildered and at a loss.

Nothing to do, the little sister is young and not skilled in the art of tea.

Facing someone like Yan Guang, who’s carefree, she broke through her tea skills with a few combined moves.

“Come on, sister just got some crab meat, let’s make some sashimi!” Yan Guang dragged Yu Xiaoyu to the side like they were close sisters.

Feng Qiwu looked on with satisfaction: “How nice! If your mom had this mindset back then, you might have two more little brothers now.”

Phoenix Mountain looked dumbfounded: “Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh, ahhh…”

This script wasn’t written like this!

The crazy woman wants to kill me!

Damn!

I wondered why she suddenly changed her mind to help, turns out this was her plan!

Region channel.

Phoenix Mountain: “Now there are two female thugs lusting after my beauty and refusing to leave. What should I do?

Waiting online, quite urgent!”

…

Ye Kai: “What do those two female thugs look like?”

Feng Qiwu: “[Photo]”

Ye Kai: “Damn, it’s disturbing, I suggest suicide!”

Ye Yuan: “Brother, are you an idiot? Look who sent the photo!”

Ye Kai: “Uncle, you are…”

Feng Qiwu: “I am Phoenix Mountain’s father.”

Ye Yuan: “Hello, uncle, congratulations!”

Ye Kai: “Oh, well… hahaha… hello, uncle, Happy New Year!”

Ye Kai: “Oh no, Happy Birthday!”

Chu Xiao: “This kid is done for.”

Zhou Kai: “A moment of silence.”

Feng Qiwu: “Hahaha @Ye Kai, young man, I like you, bring your sister over to play sometime.”

Ye Kai: “Ahhh, ahhh, ahhh…”

Phoenix Mountain looked desperate, floating in the region channel, trying to escape reality.

At that moment, remaining players in the region channel: +3

…

“Here, sister, hold this piece of crab meat sashimi, this is wasabi soy sauce, dip it in for a top-notch taste!” Yan Guang had one hand on crab meat, the other on a small dish filled with wasabi, smiling very kindly.

Yu Xiaoyu declined: “No, no, sister, you eat it!”

“Sister, you eat it, not eating means not giving me face!”

“Sister, you need nutrition now, you eat it!”

“Hey, I also have crab roe, that’s more nutritious, this piece of crab meat is for you, sister!”

“Sister, you… who’s there?!”

Yu Xiaoyu suddenly turned and looked at a metal door.

Yan Guang sensed something too, and turned to look, only to see that in front of the metal door, a teleportation gate suddenly opened and three players walked out one after another.

One of them held a finely-crafted shield, just looking at it showed its exceptional quality.

“Oh dear oh dear.” The leftward Gatekeeper stepped forward, looking a bit helpless: “Didn’t expect to encounter a player group right after coming to this channel.”

“Mud Furnace Chicken?”

Yan Guang put away her things and stepped forward: “Used the Jumping Device to switch over?”

“Yeah!”

The leftward Gatekeeper nodded, his gaze slid unnoticed over Yan Guang’s left arm, a serious look in his eyes: “Our team was evading a hunt, we had no choice but to perform a space jump to get here, please make some convenience, beautiful Dragon Country lady.”

“Evading a hunt?”

Yan Guang carefully observed the three, not seeing any Blood Qi on them, then believed them a little: “If you’re just passing by, leave this room quickly!”

The leftward Gatekeeper nodded and was about to speak when someone behind him came forward to whisper in his ear.

Unnoticed, he glanced at Yan Guang and company, scanning each, then suddenly narrowed his eyes slightly, and smiled: “We will leave right away, thanks for the accommodation.”

After speaking, he turned with his two subordinates, randomly chose a metal door, swiped his card, and left.

…

After the trio left, Yu Xiaoyu’s face showed a worried expression as she walked to Yan Guang’s side: “Luckily, they were just passing through.”

“Mhmm.”

Yan Guang turned and showed a sleazy expression, touching Yu Xiaoyu’s conscience: “This brooch of yours looks nice, do you have more?”

Yu Xiaoyu’s face turned red with embarrassment, she slapped away Yan Guang’s hand: “This is a keepsake left by my father.”

“Oh oh, sorry.”

Yan Guang took out the crab meat sashimi again: “Still, sister, you should eat it.”