Chapter 156: Chapter 145: Fatherly Kindness and Filial Piety (Two-in-One)

With a “crack,” Feng Qiwu swung the whip, and Phoenix Mountain darted around the room trying to avoid it, letting out cries of pain now and then.

Yu Xiaoyu tried to mediate from the side, attempting to calm Feng Qiwu down.

In reality, what parent doesn’t love their child? Especially given Phoenix Mountain’s age and abilities. If he really resisted, Old Feng might not be able to control him.

So even though it seemed like he was whipping hard, most strikes actually missed. And the occasional hits were just light enough that they wouldn’t leave a mark.

Old Feng was simply expressing his stance, indicating that Phoenix Mountain’s actions had upset him. As long as Phoenix Mountain showed a good attitude, things would return to normal once tempers cooled.

And Phoenix Mountain?

After all these years, how could he not understand his father’s temper?

His escape was also a form of attitude, an act of admitting fault.

Then…

Yan Guang, using Compass for a teleport, appeared to see a dignified, upright middle-aged man, who resembled Phoenix Mountain by about 70 to 80 percent, whipping her beloved.

On the spot, this straightforward woman got furious, storming over to snatch the belt from Feng Qiwu’s hands, and angrily shouted, “Didn’t you eat? Such little strength, just tickling!?”

Turning around, she swung the whip.

Pia!

The sound was crisp and menacing.

“Ow~”

Phoenix Mountain let out a miserable howl, touched his back, and grimaced.

On his bare back was a clear whip mark, faintly stained with blood.

“Damn, crazy woman, you’re serious?!”

He was stunned from the blow. Wasn’t Yan Guang supposed to come and help muddle things through?

Why was she taking it seriously right away?

Didn’t she see that the old man wasn’t really using force?

Such a lack of perception?

“Who are you? Why are you hitting my Phoenix Mountain brother?” Yu Xiaoyu snatched the belt and glared at Yan Guang, her eyes fierce.

Yan Guang glared back, reaching to snatch the belt: “I should be asking who you are, right? I’m hitting my boyfriend, what’s it to you?”

“Your boyfriend?”

Yu Xiaoyu couldn’t believe it, stepped back to avoid Yan Guang’s snatch: “Phoenix Mountain brother is clearly my fiance, when did he become your boyfriend?”

Yan Guang’s voice instantly rose by eight octaves, and she shrieked, “Your fiance?!

Phoenix Mountain clearly told me that there was a fat and ugly woman unilaterally in love with him, how did he become your fiance?”

“Fat and ugly?!”

Yu Xiaoyu also screamed, “Impossible! Phoenix Mountain brother isn’t that kind of person, he would never say that about me to others!”

“You’re the fat lady who’s obsessively clinging to my Phoenix Mountain?” Yan Guang squinted her eyes, sizing up Yu Xiaoyu, and was shocked.

This standard qualifies as a fat lady in Phoenix Mountain’s eyes?

Height about 5’8″ to 5’9″, weighing no more than 110 pounds, with a melon seed-shaped face, big eyes, and thin lips that were tender as a bud. Even though there was some light makeup, Yan Guang could see at a glance that Yu Xiaoyu’s bare skin was fair and tender.

Especially with her figure, even Yan Guang felt insecure!

This girl’s conscience is bigger than Zhan Zhouzhou’s!

With such a slender waist, Yan Guang feared that too much conscience might break her!

With legs at least 4 feet long, their lines balanced and covered in black stockings without a hint of excess fat, seeing this as a woman, Yan Guang salivated.

With such standards, such a figure, such looks,

in Phoenix Mountain’s eyes, she’s “fat and ugly”?

Then what does that make me?

Fat, ugly, short, and flat?

No wonder this kid didn’t bother to color his pursuit of me, even avoiding such a beauty, could he ever fancy me?!

Damn, could he be gay?

Yan Guang detected something fishy, and considering how close Phoenix Mountain and Li Zheng seemed, could it be…

“You are the fat lady! Your whole family is fat!” Yu Xiaoyu was infuriated, cursing, her eyes brimming with tears as she wept.

“Woo~ Phoenix Mountain brother, who is this old woman? She’s bullying me~” Yu Xiaoyu bawled as she ran to hug Phoenix Mountain, only for him to dodge away, forcing her to grab Phoenix Mountain’s waistband to complain.

Phoenix Mountain was dizzy from her shaking, afraid he might develop a psychological fear of dairy products in the future. He slapped away Yu Xiaoyu’s hand grabbing his clothes and coldly said, “This is Yan Guang, my girlfriend.”

Walking up to Yan Guang, Phoenix Mountain affectionately grasped her hand, showing a “happy” expression.

Phoenix Mountain glared: Crazy woman, you dare take it seriously?!

Yan Guang glared back: No kidding, I’m your girlfriend now, I have to play the part!

Phoenix Mountain glared again: You’re overdoing it!

Yan Guang’s gaze was firm: Not at all! This is just right; I’ve wanted to hit you for ages!

Phoenix Mountain’s look was fierce: Just you wait till later!

Yan Guang: I fear you might not get the chance.

With the intense eye exchange over, Yan Guang changed her face to a humble smile tinged with obsequiousness: “Is this Uncle?

Phoenix Mountain often talks about you, saying how tall and mighty, how handsome and dashing you are. Meeting today, it’s truly as said.”

Phoenix Mountain rolled his eyes wildly, “Yuer~”

That crazy woman, lying without a script, when did I ever say that?

“Hahahaha!” Feng Qiwu burst into hearty laughter and nodded: “Of course, this kid Phoenix Mountain inherited my excellent genes. If he took after his mother’s side, this boy would be ugly as hell.”

Phoenix Mountain grumbled: “If I got my looks from my mom, I’d be way more handsome than I am now!”

Feng Qiwu raged: “That’s bullshit!

If you inherited your mother’s genes, looking all delicate and fair at six foot one, I’d have beaten you to death long ago.