Chapter 479: Chapter 475: To Eat, A Battle of Wits and Bravery with the Bear

After being kicked by Fang Xiaocao, Steal Kasaya simply lay down on the ground with its belly facing Fang Xiaocao, pretending to be a total slacker.

Looking at Steal Kasaya, who looked even more like a lazy dog than a lazy dog itself, Fang Xiaocao rolled her eyes in exasperation.

Fang Xiaocao walked over to Steal Kasaya, bent down, and picked up its fluffy bear ears, twisting them three times to the left and three times to the right.

No matter how hard Fang Xiaocao twisted its ears, Steal Kasaya just lay there playing dead.

Even though it was grimacing in pain, Steal Kasaya acted as if it were dead, not moving an inch.

With no other options, Fang Xiaocao kicked Steal Kasaya a few times and muttered, “Suit yourself!”

“I’ll end up cooking you sooner or later.”

With Steal Kasaya’s size, Fang Xiaocao could not even drag it, let alone hug it, no matter how hard she tried. The bear was just lying there playing dead, leaving Fang Xiaocao completely helpless.

“You stand guard at the door for me.”

“I’m going to take a bath.”

With no choice, Fang Xiaocao had to let it be.

Hearing that Fang Xiaocao wasn’t going to kick it out anymore…

Steal Kasaya’s eyes sparkled.

With a lazy bear roll, it got up.

With a sweep of its fan-sized paw…

Bam–

The door instantly slammed shut.

Steal Kasaya lay right behind the door.

With Steal Kasaya blocking the door, it was effectively sealed. Unless they broke the door down, no one could come in.

Fang Xiaocao, glaring at Steal Kasaya with resignation, couldn’t be bothered to chase it away anymore.

She grabbed a bathrobe and walked into the bathroom.

Half an hour later!

Knock, knock, knock–

The door to Fang Xiaocao’s room was knocked on.

“Steal Kasaya, open the door!”

Fang Xiaocao shouted from the bathroom.

Steal Kasaya stretched its nose, sniffed hard, and instantly lit up with excitement.

Rolling up, it opened the door with its bear paw, all dignified.

Outside the door, Wan Xiaozhou was holding a tray of food.

Seeing Steal Kasaya, Wan Xiaozhou had a helpless smile on his face.

“Big glutton bear, didn’t I feed you tonight?”

“Why are you still eyeing the Princess’s midnight snack?”

Wan Xiaozhou said helplessly.

Exactly!

Steal Kasaya pretended to be dead, pulling all the stops to not leave Fang Xiaocao’s room, just to satisfy its gluttony, eyeing her midnight snack.

If Steal Kasaya could talk, it would definitely say: “I, the old bear, do all this just for a bite to eat, is it easy? My ears almost got twisted off.”

Seeing Steal Kasaya, a mountain of a bear, blocking the doorway, with eyes glowing as it looked at him, Wan Xiaozhou just sighed with helplessness.

“There’s still some in the pot downstairs.”

“I’ll serve you some later.”

Wan Xiaozhou said kindly.

Steal Kasaya’s eyes sparkled, and it immediately wiggled its massive rear to make way for Wan Xiaozhou.

Wan Xiaozhou walked into Fang Xiaocao’s room and placed the tray on the coffee table: “Princess, your midnight snack is on the coffee table in the living room.”

Fang Xiaocao’s voice came from the bathroom: “Take that big dumb bear Steal Kasaya away, don’t let it devour everything of mine.”

“Alright, I’ll take it now.”

Wan Xiaozhou replied.

He walked to Steal Kasaya, patted its big head: “Come on, go downstairs.”

Steal Kasaya nodded and clumsily rolled down the stairs, shaking its head every step of the way.

It didn’t get up until it rolled all the way to the first floor.

Going down the stairs was too exhausting, not good for the knee joints, so the lazy bear had its own clever method.

It had invented a lazy bear descending-the-stairs method, which could be deadly for others to try.

Wan Xiaozhou looked at the damaged wooden stair railing caused by Steal Kasaya with a touch of heartache, he sighed internally: “Got to find someone to fix it again.”

After a comfortable bath and a delicious midnight snack, Fang Xiaocao went straight to bed.

—-

A few days later!

Yawn–

Fang Xiaocao stretched lazily.

Rubbing her sleepy eyes, she climbed out of bed.

After taking a shower in the bathroom, Fang Xiaocao changed and refreshed herself before heading downstairs.

Everyone was in the living room.

Tom, Taotie, Vermilion Bird, Mantis.

The four of them were sitting together.

Wan Xiaozhou was busy in the kitchen, preparing breakfast.

Steal Kasaya was squatting at the kitchen door, its bear eyes fixed on the busy Wan Xiaozhou, as if Zhou Bapi had come back to life, fearing Wan Xiaozhou would sneak some breakfast without sharing it.

The whole scene was particularly harmonious.

After finally finding some leisure time, Fang Xiaocao planned to enjoy it.

Until–

“Wow!”

“Princess, you look so beautiful today.”

Vermilion Bird’s voice disturbed Fang Xiaocao.

Fang Xiaocao squinted her eyes at Vermilion Bird: “Are you saying I wasn’t beautiful before?”

The casually spoken words carried a soul-piercing question, full of threatening undertones.

“Beautiful!”

“Our Princess is the most beautiful!”

Vermilion Bird, full of survival instinct, immediately changed his words.

Fang Xiaocao gave a cold smile, staring at Vermilion Bird.

Which made Vermilion Bird feel apprehensive.

Gulp–

Vermilion Bird swallowed hard.

“Princess, I’m going for a morning workout.”

Realizing it wasn’t safe, Vermilion Bird turned to run.

The next second!

“Grab him and beat him up.”

Fang Xiaocao’s voice floated into his ears.

Vermilion Bird shivered instinctively.

His legs moved even faster.

“I won’t dare anymore, never again.”

“Princess, please spare me!”

Running, Vermilion Bird pleaded while looking back.

But didn’t notice, a leg had quietly appeared in his path.

The next second!

“Ouch…”

Vermilion Bird exclaimed being tripped.

Vermilion Bird’s skills were actually impressive.

He wouldn’t normally trip.

Even if he lost balance, he could quickly regain it.

But unfortunately, someone didn’t want him to escape.

For instance, the Mantis who often got teased by Vermilion Bird’s flirty comments!

Mantis retracted his leg and pushed Vermilion Bird, just as he regained balance.

Losing balance a second time, Vermilion Bird truly fell, face-planting on the ground.

“What are you waiting for?”

“Didn’t you hear the Princess’s order?”

“Don’t just stand around, get him.”

Mantis kicked Vermilion Bird in the butt, signaling Tom and Taotie to join in.

Tom smiled gently, shaking his head.

The composed Tom had no intention of getting involved.

But while Tom was stable, Taotie was much less so.

“I’m in!”

Taotie cheered, jumping off the sofa, tackled Vermilion Bird who was trying to get up.

Ah–

Vermilion Bird cried out, sprawled on the ground.

“Who’s so heavy, my poor back…”

Seeing Taotie and Mantis beating up Vermilion Bird,

Steal Kasaya’s eyes lit up.

Steal Kasaya had often been pranked by the playful Vermilion Bird.

Now was the time for payback.

Steal Kasaya wouldn’t pass up the chance.

It charged over directly.

And sat down on Vermilion Bird’s back.

“Ah…”

“My kidneys…”

Vermilion Bird cried out again.

With the heavyweight Steal Kasaya acting as Mount Five Fingers, pinning down Vermilion Bird, Taotie got up and joined Mantis in giving Vermilion Bird a good beating.

Though Taotie and Mantis didn’t go all out, Vermilion Bird couldn’t escape ending up with a bruised face, as Taotie gleefully handed him a pair of panda eyes.

Hehe–

Seeing Vermilion Bird in such a sorry state, Fang Xiaocao laughed out loud, thinking to herself: “Serves him right!”

Vermilion Bird was capable and handsome, but too playful and flighty, even more so than Taotie, often making cheeky comments, Fang Xiaocao had long wanted to teach him a lesson, to make him remember it.