Chapter 1153: Chapter 669

Recently, I’ve joined an amusing group chat with more than ten thousand people in it. Each one is a talent, pleasant to talk to, and they love gossip.

Hmm, the technology for the group chat was actually inspired by the Pig God’s leader’s chat group. I built it specifically, and the talents in it are all high-end players from the Reincarnation Hall.

Among them, a few talents, boasting their Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation level, ran to Guan River Mouth to eavesdrop for dozens of days.

To eavesdrop effectively, these talents truly showcased their skills. Sometimes, one would lure away the barks-at-heaven dog, teasing this silly dog while strolling along the street.

At least they were chased by barks-at-heaven dog across tens of Heavenly Streets from Penglai East Road to the South Heavenly Gate.

Some talents even used the ‘beauty dog technique’, gathering over a hundred colorful pretty female dog demons from all over the world, almost breaking the waist of the male barks-at-heaven dog, even nearly exhausting its cultivation level, dropping a whole realm.

It even sired hundreds of barks-at-heaven dog’s offspring, each with extraordinary bloodlines, born as immortal dogs.

However, barks-at-heaven dog knew it had committed wrongdoings, and taking so many dogs back would surely make its owner swallow it alive, much like when it was unsuccessful in tracking Zixia Fairy and was turned into dog meat hotpot.

Being made into a dog day’s hot pot–barks-at-heaven dog has experience in that!

Not to mention the unscrupulous acts of its owner, heavenly immortals aren’t really good people; more than just a few crave its body!

The only thing comforting to barks-at-heaven dog is that even when those immortals turn it into a dog day’s hot pot, they would send it into reincarnation, having it return as a dog demon, and provide it with lots of immortal pills and spiritual medicine as benefits.

Otherwise, where would barks-at-heaven dog’s cultivation come from?

Thus, it could only painfully give up these pups to those talents specializing in eavesdropping on its owner.

In short, its owner spends every day in romance with Princess Long San, leaving barks-at-heaven dog, this single dog, to madly eat dog food, so it also aims to free itself from being single and become stronger than its owner.

Hmph, who told its owner to only care about being in love daily, completely ignoring this single dog?

But now, ha, barks-at-heaven dog also has a family–a hundred beautiful female dog demons, each colorful, making it unable to get out of bed.

Unlike its owner, who has been in love with Princess Long San for so long without any offspring conceived.

Old Xi just loves watching and listening to these talents’ videos and voice messages.

Chen Sanzang and Old Xi, while urging the little tiger to hurry on, play videos and audio messages of the Erlang God in their minds.

A certain unscrupulous system even greeted the Erlang God directly, then unhesitatingly transmitted a video to Erlang God.

As for the content of the video, naturally, it’s the segments recorded by those talents while eavesdropping in Guan River Mouth~~.

Originally preparing to descend from the clouds to forcibly kill the tiger demon, Erlang God at this moment seems struck by lightning, staring dumbfounded and stiff in the clouds.

And in just a moment, Erlang God Yang Jian, with hair standing on end, smoke coming out of his seven orifices, without saying a word, draws out his Three-pointed Double-edged Blade, racing towards Guan River Mouth with sparks and lightning, at a speed three times faster than Sun Wukong’s Somersault Cloud.

In the sweltering summer, precisely the time for dog day flavors, it was necessary to slaughter the barks-at-heaven dog for a dog day hot pot, to nourish and replenish the kidneys drained by his wife!

As for those eavesdropping creatures, they must be hung up, skinned, and tormented for eighty-one years before they can be relieved and leave peacefully!

In Chen Sanzang’s sea of consciousness, scenes of Erlang God running away are being played.

The two unruly guys are already laughing into a pile.

As for whether those talents would be caught by Erlang God, well, let the earth tremble but not my path. Rather than having Erlang God follow them, risking some actions being exposed, let this great deity go back to punish people.

Chasing away Erlang God, Chen Sanzang urged the little tiger, leisurely proceeding slowly, while spreading out the Taiyi Golden Immortal-level divine sense.

There’s nothing on the ground that could threaten him, but in the high skies, numerous immortals are hiding.

Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan.

“Tsk tsk, I’ve just started on the Westward journey, and these immortals have already closed in, ready to bind us tightly, eh.”

The Western Heaven pilgrimage with Tang Sanzang is ultimately a joke; the entire process manipulated by these Immortals, Buddhas, Gods, and Ghosts, following their arrangements entirely.

But Chen Sanzang, well, he’s destined to become Namo Gatling Buddha, the future leader of the Western Teaching. How could he be controlled by these fellows?

“Old Xi, can you block the aura within a hundred miles?”

“Sanzang, what do you want to do?”

Even though the Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, and Eighteen Guardian Jialan were hiding well, they did not detect Chen Sanzang’s Taiyi Golden Immortal cultivation level, instead mistaking him for a Heavenly Immortal.

“These Six Ding and Six Jia, Five Directions Jiedi, Four Value Officials, Eighteen Guardian Jialan, a total of thirty-nine Immortals and Buddha Heads, not one of them has reached the Daluo level. Should we secretly transcend them all?”

Profound Immortal, True Immortal, and Golden Immortal form the strength of those appointed to protect Chen Sanzang, the Immortals and Buddha Heads.

It’s said they’re there to protect, but really, they’re there to monitor if Chen Sanzang has any abnormalities or any unexpected events occur during the Westward pilgrimage, allowing the folks behind them to handle the situation in time.

“I can conceal the aura, but if we transcend these people, more will be sent to monitor us all the same.”

“No matter how many come, aren’t they just sending us more heads? Just the thing to elevate cultivation to the Taiyi Golden Immortal Peak.”