Chapter 218: Chapter 218: Unscrupulous Map
I’m such a clever little devil~
As Ye Xian was feeling smug about herself, the old man seemed somewhat skeptical of what she’d said, “That amazing, huh? Then have it guide me home to see.”
“No problem.”
Ye Xian set the destination, commanding Haode Map: “Second Group, Tianlong Village, Dangshan County, Capital Suburb, prepare to depart!”
From the software, a standard and sweet robotic voice announced: Navigation starting, the total distance is approximately 0.5 kilometers, please fasten your seatbelt, turn left following the current road!
Turn left?
The grandfather and the little grandson both looked to the left in confusion.
The mountain road was rough and uneven, at the end of the road, to the left was… an abyss.
Ye Xian also looked to the left, “…”
“Giggle~ giggle~”
The little grandson was the first to burst into laughter, his chubby hands slapping his belly, “Grandpa, Handsome Brother is telling you to jump off the cliff!”
Ye Xian panicked immediately, “It wasn’t me, I didn’t, little kids can’t just say anything!”
The old man said: “Young man, I asked you to take me to Tianlong Village, but you want to send me to Heaven Village!”
“No no no! That’s not it at all!” Ye Xian hurried to explain, “It must have been the wrong command, let me try again!”
She repeated the exact address to the software.
The navigation voice stubbornly insisted, “Destination confirmed, please turn left!”
Ye Xian: “No, not turn left! Why turn left, there’s no road on the left!”
Navigation: “Turn left!”
Ye Xian: “I already said there’s no road if I turn left, are you deaf?”
Navigation: “Turn left!”
Ye Xian: “There’s a cliff to the left!”
Navigation: “Left…”
Ye Xian pressed her phone furiously, turn left your uncle!
If it wasn’t because she was filming a show, she would have been so angry she might have smashed her phone.
The sight of the little woman, her face flushed with embarrassment, caused the crew to laugh out loud, the old man even more so, laughing so hard his mouth wouldn’t close, grasping his whip, “Young man, I think you’re not using Haode Map, but a Lousy Map, right?”
“[HAHAHAHAHAHA I’m dying of laughter!]”
“[God damn Lousy Map, the sponsor’s advertising haha Ye Xian is done for]”
“[Ye Xian’s about to start cursing out the navigation in the middle of the street hahahaha]”
“[Navigation: I don’t want what you think, I want what I think, I think we should turn left, let’s go to Heaven Village!]”
“[HAHAHA this navigation is so damn real, last time mine told me to drive into a wall]”
“[I laughed so hard I nearly lost my head, both Ye Xian and the old man are nuts]”
“[23333, my mom is asking why I’m crowing like a rooster]”
“[It’s a car crash, Lousy Map’s boss is already on the way to assassinate Ye Xian]”
The normally regular comments were suddenly overwhelmed by a flood of laughter, causing not only the casual audience to lose their heads but also the directors watching the live feed to laugh so hard they spit out their drinks, and even the camera shaking while filming Ye Xian.
At the mention of ‘Lousy Map,’ Ye Xian’s eyes widened as large as coppers, how could you speak ill of our sponsor like that, old man? You’re smashing my rice bowl!
“Stop filming, stop filming! We can’t air this segment! Cut it quickly!”
Ye Xian stretched out her hands and firmly covered the lens.
In the match house, the roaring directors, upon being reminded by an assistant, finally realized that this segment was mocking their big-time sponsor.
“Quick, quick, cut the feed!”
The live broadcast immediately switched to the fish pond and grass.
“[HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *burp*… where’s Ye Xian? Why is she gone?]”
“[Offended the big-time sponsor and got pulled off the air so fast haha for real?]”
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